Continuing with the trend, heres another treat for Barbie’s bday. I did it. I finally tracked down the real Barbie. After much searching, and bribing her security guards, I got an interview with the girl herself. She was really busy, and she was getting her makeup done when I was there (she has the best staff), but I managed to get a few words of wisdom from the woman herself.
SO this is for all of you, because everyone loves Barbie so much, a meditation on life, from Barbie:
“Eat well. Smile often. Never give it all up on the first date. Keep your appearance neat and ordered, because it breeds order in the rest of your life. Wait to have kids, because they really can drag you down. Never wear socks and sandals, and always remember that too much matching is never a good thing. Live, laugh, love in whatever order, just make sure you experience all of them at one point”