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Pylon Paradigm.

Posted in She Is Nicotine. with tags , , , , , on July 22, 2009 by sheisnicotine

Make Pylon Not War

The world always tells us to stop. To think things through. To analyze before you realize. To look both ways before you cross the street. Someone is always putting a pylon in our path, and telling us to take another route. How will you achieve anything at all if you don’t just take the mental leap. Success is not out of arms reach, people are just far to scared to extend their arms for it. I often find people waiting around for something to happen but not actually taking the time to make it happen. JUST DO IT. Have the corporate gods not hammered the slogan into your head enough. JUST FUCKING DO IT.  Will you sometimes fall? Yes. Will you bruise your knees? Yes. May you sometimes get hit by a proverbial bus? Probably. But at least you stepped off a sidewalk crowded with the bahing sheep of everyday life. 

So pick up the fucking pylon, and tell them to go to hell, you are gonna drive down the road anyway. You just probably wont look as good as these two doing it.

Girls having a pylon fight at 3am on route to a second club after a cab ride spent chugging “water”? They Are Nicotine.

 

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The real Barbie.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on March 26, 2009 by sheisnicotine

BARBIIIEE!!!

Continuing with the trend, heres another treat for Barbie’s bday. I did it. I finally tracked down the real Barbie. After much searching, and bribing her security guards, I got an interview with the girl herself. She was really busy, and she was getting her makeup done when I was there (she has the best staff), but I managed to get a few words of wisdom from the woman herself.

SO this is for all of you, because everyone loves Barbie so much, a meditation on life, from Barbie:

“Eat well. Smile often. Never give it all up on the first date. Keep your appearance neat and ordered, because it breeds order in the rest of your life. Wait to have kids, because they really can drag you down. Never wear socks and sandals, and always remember that too much matching is never a good thing. Live, laugh, love in whatever order, just make sure you experience all of them at one point”

You can read minds?

Posted in She Is Nicotine. with tags , , , , on March 20, 2009 by sheisnicotine

Food.

I would just like to clear up a little misconception, models eat. In fact from my experiences they eat quite a-freaking-lot.

The thing is, they just look better then most people while doing it. Just look at this girl chowing down, people fussing over her, and she doesn’t even miss a beat.

She most certainly Is Nicotine.